Why?

I was sitting in bed reading the paper as I have done every morning since my retirement 4 weeks ago and I thought "What Crap!" Vainly, I though , as many amateurs do.." I can do better". "I have important thoughts and my also retired husband is more interested in  Top Gear' s inane Jezza than my profundities I will send out my acerbic witticisms to the blogosphere. Anyway, now I have to get up and walk the dog so I will do some more retired, middleclass thinking and   Share it with you. Get excited!